Okay Mr. Cage, it’s not funny anymore. We get that you don’t like being bald, and that you hate the fact that your films have the potential to act as a documentary of your textbook male pattern baldness. But to choose roles based solely on the fact that you get to wear some sort of ridiculous wig instead? It’s narcissistic first, and second it’s unfair to your dwindling fanbase. These photos of you on the set of THE SORCERER’S APPRENTICE that we just uncovered will have the web buzzing about how silly your hair looks and not about how good the film looks. Remember your hair in LEAVING LAS VEGAS, the film that won you your Oscar? That’s probably the way to go from here on in. Oh and one more thing Nic; does Elvis’ daughter swallow?
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