Last Updated on August 5, 2021
I’m about five hours away from watching G.I. JOE: RETALIATION and the reviews seem to be about the same and perfectly in line with our boys from Fortress of Attitude, who have summarized the resounding thoughts on the film in their latest review song. “Check your brain at the door” has been uttered from most reviewers, but they’ve also been quick to point out that it’s not such a bad thing, especially if you want to soak in the bombastic nostalgia that transpires once you’ve done so. My expectations aren’t high or low, so I’m pretty open to what’s in store.
Based on the cast, trailers, and perspective from those who have seen the film and have a childhood history of backyard battles with the 3.75 inch figures, I expect this will be a welcome follow-up to the mech-suited mess that was the first film. Here’s to hoping!
“Hold on to your popcorn with a kung-fu grip!”:
G.I. JOE: RETALIATION is currently blowing shit up at your local multiplex.
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