Last Updated on August 5, 2021
I see you’re back for more, indulgers of the obscene. I can only imagine so, as last week was a much more easily won victory by THE MUMMY over it’s inferior little brother, THE MUMMY RETURNS than many believed. But this week we have a more contentious battle on our hands. Oh yes…the kind of battle where big words must be used. This time around you will have to hold back your gasps as much as you will your laughs, as this competition pits two of the most beloved comedies of the modern era against each other: SHAUN OF THE DEAD and HOT FUZZ.
The contest comes in celebration of director Edgar Wright’s new movie, BABY DRIVER, as both movies were directed by the man and star Simon Pegg and Nick Frost. Each are beloved satires, one spoofing the zombie genre and the other the over-the-top action flick. Both movies do so – as the Brits say – brilliantly, and it’s hard for many to favor one over the other. But here there can only be one (unless there’s a tie!!!), so it’s best to pick your sides now. If the bloodbath doesn’t cause your death from shock, you will at least be put in stitches! Get it…because of the whole “laughing till you’re in stitches” bit…
BEGIN!
Nick Frost as Ed
Kate Ashfield as Liz
Lucy Davis as Dianne
Dylan Moran as David
Peter Serafinowicz as Pete
Penelope Wilton as Barbara
Rafe Spall as Noel
Nick Frost as Danny Butterman
Jim Broadbent as Frank Butterman
Rafe Spall as Andy Cartwright
Paddy Considine as Andy Wainwright
Timothy Dalton as Simon Skinner
Olivia Colman as Doris Thatcher
Numerous cameos including:Martin Freeman, Steve Coogan, Bill Nighy, Cate Blanchett, Joe Cornish, and Peter Jackson.
Meet Shaun and the gang
“Shaun, Hoglumps!
“Can I get…any of you cunts…a drink?”
Intro feat. zombie-like humans.
“I’m sorry, Shaun.” que fart.
“You’ve got red on you.”
Drunken zombie karaoke.
“Cornetto.”
Something seems…off.
“There’s a girl in the garden.”
Ed snaps a quick pic.
Bloody Mary
Home Invader
“[email protected] the man!”
Aim for the Head
Armed and Dangerous
Shaun: “Because I love her!”
Ed: “Alright…gay.”
The Plan
“We’re coming to get you, Barbara!”
“How’s that for a slice of fried gold?”
The Jag
“Saving” Liz.
Phillip turns.
The Alt. Team, featuring Martin Freeman.
The First Fence
Walk Like a Zombie.
Ed: “It might be a bit warm, the cooler’s off.”
Shaun: “Thanks, babe.”
Killing to Queen.
“Okay. But dogs can look up.”
Goodbye, Mum.
Winchester Overrrun.
Goodbye, Ed
Remembering Z-Day
BFFs
Meet Nicholas Angel – Supercop
Freeman, Coogan, Nighy
Meet Drunk Danny
Rounding up the Whole Village
Meet Police Officer Danny
The Andies
Shaun: “You have a moustache.”
Andy: “I know.”
Danny: “What was it like being stabbed?”
Nick: “It was the single most painful experience of my life.”
Danny: “What was the second most painful?”
“Have you ever fired two guns whilst jumping through the air?”
“You ain’t seen BAD BOYS 2?!”
“Is it true there is a place in a man’s head that if you shoot it it will blow up?
The Swan’s Escaped
“Yarp.”
In Pursuit
The Second Fence
“Have you ever fired your gun up in the air and gone ‘Ahh’?”
Fire Up the Roof
The Mudering of Bill Shakespeare.
The Farm-ory
The Ketchup Trick
Danny and Nick bond.
The Collection
Boom Goes the House
Tim Messenger gets Splattered
“Did he mean me or that?”
Tripped on Her Own Shears/Race Through the Plant Shop
Putting the Pieces Together.
“Jog on!”
“Cornetto.”
Angel v. Lurch.
“Playtime’s over.”
A Much Less Complex Explanation.
“Forget it, Nicholas; it’s Sandford.”
Boot the Farmer’s Mum
Battle of Sandford.
“Jesus Christ!”
Nick: “You’re a doctor, deal with it.”
Danny: “Yeah, [email protected]“
“Here comes the fuzz.”
Big Trouble in Little Sandford
Skinner impaled through the mouth.
“This really, really hurts!”
One final explosion
Nick and Danny – Supercops.
- Best British Film (Nom)
- Best Comedy of the Year (Win)
- Biggest Surprise of the Year (Win)
- Best Horror Movie of the Year (2nd Place)
- Breakthrough Performance of the Year: Simon Pegg (2nd Place)
- Best Line of the Year: “Can I get…any of you cunts…a drink?” (Nom.)
Praise
- Rotten Tomatoes: 92% (Audience Score: 93%)
- Metacritic: 76 (User Score: 8.8)
- IMDB: 8.0
- $13 million ($30 million global)
- Best Comedy of the Year (2nd Place)
- Best DVD/Blu-ray of the year (Nom)
- Best Action Sequence of the Year: “Final shoot-out” (Nom.)
Praise
- Rotten Tomatoes: 91% (Audience Score: 89%)
- Metacritic: 81 (User Score: 8.7)
- IMDB: 7.9
- $23 million ($80 million global)
SHAUN OF THE DEAD introduced the mainstream to the trio of Wright, Pegg and Frost, and the world has never really been the same. Their perfect, gut-busting execution of their zombie satire put them on the map in a big way, which lead them to FUZZ. Here, they all took what they learned on the first movie and improved on it in virtually every way, or at the very least kept on-par with SHAUN. Pegg and Frost grew as actors in the years between the two, and Wright certainly did as a director. Bigger, bolder, livelier, featuring a more diverse cast to play with and, if I may say (this is my column, so I can), funnier. SHAUN is a sweeter film, but FUZZ embraces all of the aspects that made their first movie great, and does so with so much more confidence and gusto. The result is the greatest showcase of the trio’s work, not just in the Cornetto Trilogy, but in each of their individual filmographies. Oh yeah, I said it. If you don’t like then…*insert fart noise*…jog on!
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