Trailer: A man of the cloth turns Jurassic in The Velocipastor

Last Updated on August 2, 2021

Oh. boy. It was only a matter of time before we saw something like this, I guess. A priest that – get this – turns into a – get this – velociraptor and then must battle – get this – ninjas. Makes sense. Yes, later this year, a man of the cloth turns Jurassic in Wild Eye Releasing’s THE VELOCIPASTOR. And today we have the film's trailer and poster for you guys to check out to prove that this is a real movie and it is coming your way later this year. 

Check the trailer and poster out below!

Here's the flick's official synopsis if you feel you need it:

After a devastating family tragedy, a priest travels to China to find deeper spirituality but instead is endowed with an ancient ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first, he is horrified by his newfound superpower, but a local prostitute convinces him to use his newfound gift to fight evil – and ninjas.

Written and directed by Brendan Steere the film is produced by Steere along with Jesse Gouldsbury and Brandon Taylor. It stars Gregory James Cohan, Alysa Kempinski, Daniel Steere, Yang Jiechang, Jesse Turits, Fernando Pacheco de Castro, and Aurelio Voltaire.

While there isn't currently word on just when the hell this motion picture will stomp onto VOD and/or DVD, we do know that ahead of the home release in August, the Brendan Steere written/directed film will have a special midnight screening/ Q&A at the Texas Frightmare Weekend on May 3rd.