When a young warrior’s (Steven Strait) bonnie lass (Camilla Belle) is kidnapped by a nefarious group of warlords, he braves an unknown land to battle against Saber Tooth Tigers and tons and tons of Mastodons and Wholly Mammoths (seriously, check out the trailer) in order to rescue his fair maiden. Of course he does all this speaking perfect English because though it may be prehistoric times, one must retain some measure of civility. This is the story of director Roland Emmerich’s upcoming epic action adventure 10,000 B.C. and if you’d like a small taste of that world prior to the film’s release, check out the flick’s recently launched official site HERE. Experience the Mastodon stampede on March 7th.