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Zombie Strippers poster Mar. 7, 2008
Source: impawards.com   by: Ben Barna

If I didn’t know so much about movies, I’d say the following poster was for one of the fake movies created for GRINDHOUSE last year. But I do know a lot so I couldn’t be fooled. ZOMBIE STRIPPERS is indeed a legitimate film—although I use the words ‘legitimate’ and ‘film’ together loosely. Interestingly enough, it’s based on the classic absurdist play RHINOCEROS, written by Eugene Ionesco. Reading the plot you’ll surely be reminded of FROM DUSK ‘TILL DAWN: A virus spreads in a strip club turning the strippers to zombies. Where did said virus originate? Chalk it up to your typically sinister government organization. Judging from the poster, it looks like they caught Jenna on camera before she turned into a living corpse (how fitting) and it also looks like that cro-magnum boyfriend of hers also has a role in this. Could this be any good? Nah!

Extra Tidbit: I think of zombie strippers and I think of the dead look they have in their eyes when they're giving me a lap dance and my grubby hands are on their fake chests.

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Elessar83 on Mar 12 2008, 4:41:45 AM writes:

Tito Ortiz wasn't getting any movie offers, but instead of doing the normal thing a guy does when he dates a porn star, he makes a crappy movie.
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buddha on Mar 9 2008, 12:26:58 PM writes:
STRIPPED OF GOOD TASTE...
the trailer for this is on some lame chick flick type brit film called death at a funeral (which sucked giant donkey balls). the trailer looked lame, not "laugh with me" funny, more "laugh at me" funny. sorry kids.
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darknite125 on Mar 7 2008, 5:40:35 PM writes:

I need to see this movie! It could very well be the best movie ever!
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theotherness on Mar 7 2008, 6:43:36 AM writes:

Sure DOESN'T look any good. Not to mention there's already a zombies & strippers film long in the works - ZOMBIES! ZOMBIES! ZOMBIES!, about strippers VERSUS zombies! Now THAT'S what I'm talking about.
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Gah-Lak-Tus on Mar 7 2008, 4:25:41 AM writes:
WOLRD PREMIER!!!
i was at the world premier of this movie on the 23rd of feb.

at the gft frightfest in glasgow scotland


it was the movie choosen for the midnight meatfest of the frightfest


the movie is funny as F**K, robert englund is great at playin a racist nightclub owner who doesnt like to touch strippers due to there "uncleanness"

we were all searched for camers and such as cuase this was world premier, the movie was safeguarded.

but if you liek movies that are stupid and cheesy ON PURPOSE, then this movie is for you :D
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