Tatum is Duke?

The rumor is that Channing Tatum is about to be revealed as the guy to play Duke in the upcoming GI JOE flick. Good call? Bad call? Well I think Tatum is a cracker-jack actor, but I just don’t think he’s war-weary (read: old) enough to play Duke. Still, I got over Batman cruising around in a tank-thing, and Megatron looking like he transformed into a plate of silverware last year, so I’m sure I can get over this too. We don’t have any specifics on the film yet, except that Sienna Miller is in it, so she’ll probably get her tits out at some point, either in a love-scene, or in a shower-scene, or just while she eats her morning cereal. I’m pretty sure that broad hates clothes and wants to kill them. Ray Park (Snake-Eyes), Byung-Hun lee (Storm Shadow), Rachel Nichols (Scarlett), Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje (Heavy Duty) and Said Taghaoui (Breaker) have already signed on.

Tatum was in SHE’S THE MAN, but if you don’t hate yourself, check him out in A GUIDE TO RECOGNIZING YOUR SAINTS.