Oh yes, Hustler is making an Avatar porn

The golden internet rule of “if it exists, there is porn of it” is continuing to ring true as Huster just announced their new slate of porn titles for the coming year, the most notable of which is THIS AIN’T AVATAR: XXX, which will be the blue alien porn you’ve been secretly wishing existed until you almost saw Neytiri’s nipple during every scene in AVATAR.

The problem with an AVATAR porn is that it’s just going to be a bunch of actors in blue body paint doing each other, unless Hustler comes across some insane cash to grab some of Cameron’s CGI equipment for the weekend. Then we’ll just have a weird body paint fetish movie, rather than actual Na’vi sex.

That being said, I’m hoping that most people will be watching this movie mainly because it’ll be hilarious, not to actually get turned on, and I have to believe it will achieve the former goal.

When hearing this news however, I stumbled across a much more pressing concern. Hustler doesn’t know how to name porn movies for shit. Check out their new lineup:

This Ain’t CSI XXX: Chatsworth
This Ain’t Curb Your Enthusiasm XXX
This Ain’t Avatar XXX
This Ain’t Glee XXX
This Ain’t I Dream of Jeannie XXX
This Ain’t The Cable News XXX
This Ain’t The Soup XXX
This Ain’t The Hills XXX

Are you kidding? Half the fun of making porn is coming up with ridiculous titles. Alright, maybe not half the fun, but you get the idea. Also, porn versions of “Curb Your Enthusiasm” and “The Soup”? Uhh, I’m alright without seeing Larry David and Jeff Garlin stand-ins bang their respective wives. And “The Soup”? What the hell is that going to be? A Joel McHale look-a-like masturbating in front of a greenscreen? Good lord.