New Zohan poster

This is probably more than I really needed to see of Adam Sandler’s furry thighs and bulging crotch, yet I somehow feel the need to share this. Maybe I feel the need to share my pain? I’d say it takes balls to pose like this but that’s a bad pun, even for me. It’s the new YOU DON’T MESS WITH THE ZOHAN poster and considering how much studios are pimping out Judd Apatow’s name lately, it’s odd you don’t see it plastered all over this (Apatow co-wrote the film with Sandler and Robert Smigel). ZOHAN opens up on June 6th, which is sneakily close and means we’ll be seeing more from the film in the next couple weeks. Can it be better than some of the underwhelming video so far has shown? It’s gotta be, right?…