New stills from GI Joe: Retaliation reveals cleavage, cobra troopers, and The Rock

May 2nd 2012, 1:49pm

Last Updated on August 5, 2021

Thus far, G.I. JOE: RETALIATION has inundated us with some really bad ass looking stuff that eclipses anything and everything the first film had to offer, so today is kind of a hit and miss. First up is the miss: A shot of the Cobra Troopers from the film, who look like they’re about to go to STARSHIP TROOPERS camp. However, a second profile photo of the troops reveals the Cobra sigil on their arm and the trademark mouth covering plate. It’s still a little too early to tell if they pulled it off though…

These aren’t the Cobra Troopers you’re looking for:

And now for the hits, which focus predominantly on Adrianne Palicki’s, er, assetts. The Joe’s obviously are going to have to hit the bar at some point, so what better excuse to put Palicki in a tank top, am I right?

These ARE the troopers you’re looking for:

And then we have a a few images of Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson and Bruce “John McClane” Willis standing together, probably chatting about politics and or the latest episode of South Park. Channing Tatum is doing the same thing in the other image, in which they’re obviously talking about male stripping.

Enjoy:

I’m already sold on this movie, regardless of those underwhelming Cobra uniforms. With Chu beign a rabid Joe fan of the ’80’s (even paying homage to the silent issue of GI JOE in the film), I am looking forward to seeing my childhood Joe battles play out onscreen.

G.I. JOE: RETALIATION opens on June 29th, 2012.