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Love Guru poster May. 15, 2008
Source: ComingSoon.net by: Mike Sampson

Sadly I don't have much hope for THE LOVE GURU. I wanted the best out of Mike Myers when he returned from whatever self-imposed hiatus he was on but THE LOVE GURU just doesn't seem like the cure for what ails ya. It really just seems like AUSTIN POWERS jokes in the guise of a new character. There were some funny bits in the footage I saw at ShoWest but to date they've been outnumbered by the amount of non-funny stuff I've seen.

Today Coming Soon has an exclusive look at the final poster for the film and it's...got a lot of sunflowers. The movie is just about a month away and that means the Jessica Alba pregnancy publicity train will be making me vomit in about 5-4-3-2....

Extra Tidbit: I liked IDLE HANDS Jessica Alba so much better than the one we deal with now...

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plissken2013 on May 18 2008, 3:07:19 PM writes:
I'LL WATCH...
the underrated So I married an axe murderer instead of this probably shitty movie.
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Snowboy on May 16 2008, 5:21:55 AM writes:

La-dee-frickin-da. Yes, Mini-Me rocks. Yes, the Austin Powers movies rocked (except for Goldmember). Yes, Jessica Alba's hot. But Mike Myers..not so much a fan anymore.
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plissken2013 on May 16 2008, 1:59:27 AM writes:
I JUST...
don't care.
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Johnny Deep on May 15 2008, 10:42:30 PM writes:
MICHAEL MYERS
I don't give a flying, two-headed fuck about the negative shit people say about this potentially atrocious piece of work. The Austin Powers flicks were beautiful and Mini-Me is in The Love Guru! Come on! The cool ass black dude from The 40-Year-Old Virgin and Weeds, Jessica Alba's ass cheeks, and a hilariously self-destructive midget in one movie!!!
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FrogSimmons2 on May 15 2008, 7:14:27 PM writes:
AGREED, MOON
what's the deal with mike myers? does he have a really small dick? i mean, he thinks the penis is the funniest thing in the world and he's in his 40s? what a tool.
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over the moon on May 15 2008, 5:16:03 PM writes:
GENERAL RULE OF THUMB
If the Tag line is an unnecessary penis joke, stay away.
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