Straight up: I’m going to use this article to post pics of Kim Kardashian and her butt in various enticing poses. Because, frankly, who the f*ck thinks this is a) really happening, b) a good idea, or c) not a perfect opportunity to post Kardashian butt pics? (Could I objectify anymore?)
Online rag Showbiz Spy reports that “Hollywood insiders” are saying Kardashian is in talks to take up the role of video game heroine Lara Croft in the impending TOMB RAIDER reboot (which we last talked about almost a year ago).
Here’s Showbiz Spy: “This will be something very different to Angelina’s Lara,” a source said. “Kim is wanted to play a far more comic-strip version of Lara which would be shot in 3-D and aimed at a teen audience.”
They then go into how Kardashian has been taking acting lessons, just in case you haven’t been taking her seriously: “Kim has been attending acting classes for some time,” a source revealed. “She gets scripts sent to her all the time, but unlike so many other famous people she doesn’t just want to make a film without first learning the craft.”
Right.
I don’t know, maybe this is true. Here’s the thing, though: Do we even care enough about another Tomb Raider movie to be even moderately angered/excited about the possibility of this?
Butt, as promised:
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