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Last Updated on July 26, 2021

Well here’s a flick that just shot to the top of my must-see list! THE TELLING Somehow I was completely ignorant on its existence, but a little research led me to my colleague Mike’s report on the flick back in December. Back then it didn’t have a release date, but it does now – APRIL 14th.

And now we’ve got a trailer for you too, and do I need to tell you that it looks like a masterpiece? Well, I can’t do that. It looks awful. BUT, I’m dying to see it. Just as these girls are dying to join this sorority. (Which obviously accepts chicks in their late-20s and early-30s.)

First, read the synopsis, which basically spoils the entire movie for you.

The Telling is a horror anthology about three girls hoping to pledge the most elite sorority on campus. Headed by Stephanie (HOLLY MADISON of THE GIRLS NEXT DOOR), the sorority consists only of the most beautiful – and meanest – girls.

As a final task, each pledge must tell the scariest story she can think of. The first is DOLLFACE, a psychological thriller. When Tommy brings home a rescued antique doll to his girlfriend, Lily (REBEKAH KOCHAN – WHEN A KILLER CALLS), she becomes convinced that the doll is alive. Not only that, but that the doll wants her dead.

The second story, CRIMSON ECHO is an homage to horror films of the 40s. Aonce A-level actress (BRIDGET MARQUARDT of THE GIRLS NEXT DOOR) is reduced to doing a horror film in Central Europe. However, when she arrives, she is drugged, and made to face her darkest fears.

The final story is PRANK CALL. While making prank calls, three girls stumble upon a murder. When the murderer finds them, they must figure out who to trust .and who is out to kill them. Back at the sorority, the tales are told. The vote is in. But has someone taken the stories of murder to heart?

Super, eh? Check out the trailer below, then come on back and let us know what you think. Just how excited are you about this piece of brilliance? If you’re REALLY excited, you can pre-order the thing now. Just click right HERE. Remember, April 14th is the big day…