GI Joe boobs too small?

Breaking news today is that Stephen Sommers is actually at least ten times cooler than you actually thought he was. Apparently, on the set of GI JOE, he instructed Sienna Miller to wear fake breasts as her own cleavage was not big enough for him. In other news, I’ll probably check this movie out now.

“(I wear a) tight black leather outfit. And much bigger boobs… They gave me these things that looked like chicken fillets. The director said, ‘I’m gonna be honest, I like girls with big boobs,’ and I don’t have them so we made them bigger… At least he’s honest. But I was mildly offended.”

You know what, now that I think about it, you can say what you like about Stephen Sommers but homeboy can make a girl look good, no? Kate Beckinsale in VEN HELSING, Rachel Weisz in THE MUMMY RETURNS and now he’s putting Sienna Miller in skin-tight leather with an enhanced chest. His films might be horrible [edit: actually, I did enjoy THE MUMMY], but I think we can all agree this guy is a freaking hero to the working class of this planet.