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Get Bitch Slapped Jul. 22, 2008
Source: impawards.com
by: Daniel Barna

With scads of bloggers tirelessly tracking and then effortlessly flooding the web with every bit of casting news, every new release date, and any set photographs regarding any film starring big-breasted women, I’m a bit surprised that I’ve never heard of BITCH SLAP. Apparently it stars A-listers Lucy Lawless and Kevin Sorbo, which makes its clandestine nature all the more surprising. Truth is, I have no idea what it’s about and frankly Scarlett, I don’t give a damn. The GRINDHOUSE-esque poster features women with bare midriffs and big weapons and it makes me want to do nasty things to myself. Enjoy!

Extra Tidbit: How long before this gets a "Quentin Tarantino presents..." above the title?

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Trans-Warp on Jul 23 2008, 7:14:29 AM writes:

I don't get the Grindhouse comparisons... Neither Grindhouse movies had that much boobage in them! I'm hip.
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Crimson_Kahuna on Jul 22 2008, 7:42:41 PM writes:
DUDES...
... you gotta check out the trailer at:

http://www.bitchslapmovie.com/

It's got some of the most fucking epic character introductions (and by characters, I really mean breasts) EVER!!!

This movie looks like more fun than a free trip to Amsterdam.
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codenamexen on Jul 22 2008, 3:27:52 PM writes:
BEST MOVIE EVER MADE...?
Something I'm still unclear on--Theater or Straight to DVD? I'm guessing the DVD route, especially with that title (and let's face it, the actors, while they may be my heroes, aren't known for doing much outside of TV).

Please let it be theater. Please.
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moptopcharlie on Jul 22 2008, 11:44:35 AM writes:

You know I here the word failure and Grindhouse in the same sentence quite a bit, yet studios still are pumping out these Grindhouse Esque films.
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PuffCity on Jul 22 2008, 11:36:55 AM writes:

"A-listers Lucy Lawless and Kevin Sorbo"

yeah ok, A-listers for daytime TV
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Racci on Jul 22 2008, 7:01:43 AM writes:

This one's also got Renee O'Connor, Michael Hurst and William Gregory Lee. Xena/Hercules reunion? I'm in!
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