When
the earth spits out the dead, they will rise to suck the blood of the
living!
After hearing so much about Mr.
Fulci’s work, I decided to hunt down his most “famous” film to see
what all the fuss was about. Did he live up to the hype that’s been
tossed my way for two years from a multitude of horror fans? In some
respects, yes, he did…read on.
The story
in this flick is
nothing really special but the execution is moody and ballsy. Gotta love
the Italians, they’re not afraid to push the limits of bad taste and
seem to always take shite one step further than their American counterparts. What really pleased me about
"Zombie" was its courage to try things
that haven’t been touched in other zombie movies before. The best
example of that is the tension-filled topless chick vs zombie vs shark
underwater sequence that at first had me squirming in my couch, but then
had me laughing like a schoolgirl sniffing glue. It's not every day that you see
a zombie go one-on-one with a freakin' shark. Yeah, you heard me! A SHARK!
I dub thee: “most
memorable Zombie sequence in history”. I can now die in peace
knowing that I’ve seen it all.
The living dead themselves are
beyond disgusting and made the American zombies look like Sports
Illustrated Swimsuit Issue models. I’m talking maggot-infested eye
sockets, dirtier than Mickey Rourke and so slow that it's freaking
eerie…shit, I could almost smell these fuckers in my living room. I
totally went nuts for the zombies coming out of the ground scenes.
There’s such a sense of putrid atmosphere and impending doom that floats
around those scenes. Words cannot really describe how those chilling bits
made me feel. The sour flavor Fulci slaps in there is indescribable.
Needless to say…GOOD SHITE! Suspense-wise, the flick had me chewing my
Cabbage Patch Doll (her name is Mandy) on more than one occasion. The
sequence where the chick gets an eye-popping surprise really had me by the
jewels. Talk about an effective murder!
Now the film is far from perfect. First off, the pace tends to be slow, especially in the beginning.
Since patience (when it comes to horror films anyways) is one of my
virtues, it didn’t bother me much but I can see how some of the more
restless genre fans could get bored. The flick also sports
some bad character development (I didn’t really care about anybody
here), cheesy dialogue and weak acting.
Another boo-boo is that the
chicks in this film are incredibly stupid. For some unknown reason, every
time they spot zombies, they just freeze and gobble like turkeys. On more
than one occasion, I found myself yelling out loud: "run you stupid broad,
run for you life!" They didn’t listen. Speaking of dumb moves, I don’t
know about you guys, but if I’ve just witnessed a horde of zombies
snacking on some dead gal, I wouldn’t separate myself from my group and the last place I would choose to chill at is a damn
cemetery….COME ON!
But
overall, "Zombie" somewhat made up for its flaws with its rotten ambiance,
its excessive gore, its effective zombie attacks sequences, its exciting
bang-bang-pow zombie bitch goes down action bits and its clever (if not déjà
vu) last frame. Sure, character-wise the acting/dialogue/silly moves
dragged them down, but for some odd reason, I still didn’t root for the
zombies to eat them, and I guess that means something. I wouldn’t wish those living
corpses on anybody (except Leonard Maltin)!
My appetite is now wet for more Fulci. I need more! Let's eat some
meat!