"What if the prophecy was true? What if tomorrow the war could be over?
Isn't that worth fighting for? Isn't that worth dying for?"--
Morpheus
I
loved the original "Matrix" to death (yes, I will review it eventually) and
although this sequel wasn’t as fulfilling as the all-around AWESOME
original; it still hit the Coca Cola spot while at the same time giving me
some Chow Mein for thought.
"The
Matrix
Reloaded" took two key ingredients found in the original and spiced them up
hardcore for better and for worse. First, we have the adrenaline charged
and beyond exciting action sequences. HOLY MOLY, BATMAN! We get all kinds
of wild happenings here; Trinity’s (Moss) motorcycle stunts were way
slick (she’s such a goddess), Neo’s (Reeves) jamboree with Agent Smith
(Weaving) and his doppelganger boyz was INSANE and the random to the bone
Kung Fu fights spread about had me grinning like a toddler watching Barney
get hacked to pieces by a Power Ranger! In my opinion, the technique known
as "bullet time" has never been used so effectively on celluloid
than here with the highway car
demolition party being the highlight of it all. It gave that psychotic
derby that extra oomph and to be honest, I wasn’t on the edge of my seat
while watching it-- I was blown OUT OF MY SEAT TO THE BACK ROW! OH
YEAHHHHHH!
The
other element found in the original that was amplified here was the philosophical grape juice. Now I for one appreciated it on some levels in
the first Matrix and dug some of it here too. The whole “cause” and
“effect” and “action-reaction” angle is a way of life for me in
my everyday existence, so it was a trip to see it addressed on screen. It
hit home. On the downside, I did feel like the flick over-padded its
narrative with the same mumbo-jumbo to the point of becoming redundant. I
mean, if you have different things to put out there throughout...fine, keep
yapping away, but repeating the same damn thing in different ways all the time
gets a bit tiring…a bit tiring FOR ME! Let it go guys, we get it, 10-4
on that…now fight, you bums, fight!!!
On
a character level, aaaahh...it was gnarly to see the leather-clad, trendy
sunglass-wearing, ass-kickers back again. I love this bunch! Sure, the players
didn’t feel as focused on as they did in "The Matrix", due
largely to this film’s larger
scope and multitude of subplots, but I loved spending time with them nonetheless. Although Morpheus (Fishburne) gained a few pounds and lost of
some his enigmatic appeal, he was still the man here and earned a whole new
respect from me during the highway sequence. Morpheus doesn’t fuck
around! YOU GO BOY! Neo and Trinity simply can do no wrong in on my slab
either and that mushy piece of my heart was very glad that the storyline
continued to explore their lovey-dovey courtship. Their love scene (i.e.
sex scene) was just so freaking beautiful! I could feel the emotion
pouring out of that bit. Does
true love like that exist in reality? I sure hope so! I also dug that the
flick used their relationship as a device to launch an added subplot that
upped the stakes of the story. Sure, it was basically a reversal on a turn
of events found in the original, but it still worked like a charm and had
my thumper in a vice. I love these crazy kids.
Also,
other than some
lousy
“no name” actors polluting the scenery with bad deliveries at times, I found myself mucho enjoying the new peeps in this digital
house-- even in their limited screen time. The Twin Baddies who
graced the film with its more “horror-inclined” imagery and that French snob (Wilson) who had me on the floor
were
the highlight of the new crowd for me. I should also mention that Jada Pinkett-Smith
(Niobe) surprisingly didn’t get on my nerves (like she usually does-- she
almost ruined "Welcome to Paradise" for me), in fact, I actually thought she was cute in that
red leather boogie shaping outfit and she thankfully underplayed it. I
also jived on Link (Perrineau)
who came across as a very endearing moochacho; I’d have a beer
with the man and maybe a whole Keg with his wife-- but that might be my own shit
going on.
On
the downside, "Reloaded" did feel like a middle section of a trilogy as
opposed to a full film and therefore wasn’t as tight as the original.
The pace also lagged at times and The Zion scenes bored me and were just too
"Star Trek/Toga party"-like for my taste (why do peeps in the future always
wear robes?). I will say this about
Zion though; they sure know how to throw a groovy ass rave! DAMN! That
looked like "fun times" in a bottle...NOW THAT’S A SHINDIG! Other than
that, I
wouldn’t vacation in that shit hole.
Another
big peeve I had was that Reloaded filled in some of the blanks which the first
one left unanswered, but I can't say that I was too keen on the responses. That rambling Colonel
Sanders wannabee (known as the Architect) didn’t get me
excited about the ideas via his motor mouth technical babble that had my
brain racing to grasp it all. Easy Colonel! EASY! Talk about being wired
on KFC! "The Matrix Revolutions" will tell if I’ll warm up to all the new ideas that
were unleashed here. My last beef with the flick would have to be that
some of its CGI/blue screen was a tad obvious, which was a bummer taking
into account the immense budget of the film. Then again, I was very easily
able to let that shit
go. Lastly...for all the chop sockey, crashes, explosions, sword fights
found here, I didn’t feel as though there was enough gun play. I’m a big pow-wow
artillery fan and my craving was not met through "Reloaded". I guess I’ll
watch the first one again to get my daily intake of rat-tat-tat damage.
But
overall,
"The Matrix Reloaded" was a solid ride, at times touching (all about Neo
and Trinity), others times hilarious (I loved the Superman reference) and
most of the time, one hell of an ass-kicking action fest. Sure, the
philosophy was heavy-handed, but what can you do-- it's part of what makes
"The Matrix" THE FUCKING MATRIX!! RELOAD AND FIRE MOFOS!