As
we speak, the song “Cry Little Sister” from this flick is booming out
of my stereo. Great f**king song! And the movie? Well, it's hard not
to love "The Lost Boys". I mean you got the hyper slick MTV look Schumacher
slaps in, you got great looking teens wearing their best 80’s digs
(Sutherland and Gertz look way gnarly), you’ve got kool locations
(amusement park, creepy cave with a poster of Jim Morrison in it, comic
book store, video store), some kickarse tunes, some good laughs and some
fun vampire action all wrapped up in a tongue and cheek package.
The
script was obviously written by someone who loves the genre (Jeffrey
Boams RIP) and movies in general. We get lots of pop culture references:
"Texas Chainsaw Massacre", Eddy Munster, Brady Bunch, Twisted Sister and a
gay looking poster of Rob Lowe (what wuz that doing in Sam’s room
anyway? Schumacher you silly rabbit…). The dialogue itself is hip,
sharp and at times very funny. In my humble opinion, Grandpa (Hughes) gets
all of the best lines. That old fart cracked me up big time! My favorite line of his has to be:
"Let's go to town!" Funny…
The
flick also moves at a fast pace and is just gorgeous to look at. You want to
see a motorcycle race bathed in smoke and bluish lights with a hip tune
backing it up? Right here, baby! Or how about a love scene that’s so
stylish, that you won’t even be looking for the nudity? Instead, you’ll
be gawking at the image compositions and slobbering all over the song.
Right here, too! There’s no denying that Lost Boys is a hottie. It’s
candy coated all over the place! I’ll even go as far as to say that at
certain times, the film's style snows in what could’ve been possibilities for
substance. For example, the love story between Star and David is all about
kool, hip montages but does it go any deeper than that? We’ll never know.
The
one thing that "The Lost
Boys" does lose as its running time clocks forward is its focus. The more important elements are tossed aside to make way for
the kiddie subplot. I was waiting for more insight into the rest of the
vampire gang (apart from David and Star, the rest of the vamps are just
trendy decorations). I was waiting for a deeper exploration of Michael’s
struggle with his newfound vampire status, more crazy initiations into the
gang or more about his love affair with Star. Didn’t happen. Instead, we
get the Coreys and that other dude acting silly. Now don’t get me
wrong, they’re pretty funny but I think the story would have been
stronger if the kids went to bed early and stayed in the background.
For me, the Sam (Haim) character is the film’s biggest flaw. Without his presence, the holy water squirt guns (although still fun)
wouldn’t have happened and neither would the lame one-liners (death in
stereo…urgh) or the involvement of the Frog brothers. Without his
presence, the flick would have dealt with its conflicts and themes from a
more adult point of view instead of going The Goonies” vs vampires
route. The flick starts from a teenage perspective but eventually takes
the juvenile, pre-pubescent route. Fortunately, the well-needed inclusion
of gore/effects in the finale kind of balanced things out and made me
remember that yes, this is a horror flick that I’m watching and not some
“Spielberg” children’s opus.
Another problem
that I had with this flick was its unveiling and demise of the main
vampire. First off, the identity of the lead vamp didn’t work for me AT
ALL! He/she just looks silly; too silly for me to accept as a satisfying
villain. Also his/her demise is a shameful throwaway death. A heavy
vampire battle to the finish would have been way more exciting than the
easy kill on which the film ends.
"The
Lost
Boys" is definitely a "style over substance" flick. It could’ve been so
much more than a superficial, tongue-in-cheek vampire romp but alas, it didn't
seem to want to go that way. It’s all about crazy shots, hopping
tunes, kool effects, some groovy gore, funny dialogue and a good-looking
cast. The flick fails to inject any real depth into any of its characters
but it definitely excels at entertaining and giving the audience a hip visual/audio show. Thou shall not cry?