The
“Hellraiser” series as we know it took a new turn for the better and
the worst with "Hellraiser: Inferno" and Hellseeker follows in those
footsteps. On the upside, this new sequel aims for a more mature, if not overdone mind fuck/film noir type vibe, but on the mucho downside, it
doesn’t have much to do with the “Hellraiser” series as we first
knew it. Here’s the scoop on the pleasure and the pain which the film
brought me. Whip it, whip it good!
Pleasure:
Much like Part 5, Hellseeker pulls an “Angel
Heart”-light on our asses
and plunges its lead character, as well as the audience, into a trippy world of
visions, mind-bending reality, confused identity, flashbacks, what not.
I
groove on mind-fuck films and although the conventions used in Hellseeker
are far from unique, the film is still right up there in terms of total
brain rape. This baby doesn’t waste any time in ravaging our senses with
its constant leaps from the present, to the past, back to another time in
the present, back to another time in the past and so forth. Needless to
say that sitting through this picture was much like putting the pieces of
a puzzle together, and in the end, I was pleasantly surprised when I found
out what the puzzle revealed. Let’s just say that I didn’t expect the narrative to take that route and that the slick cap-off elevated my
overall enjoyment of the picture.
On
the whole, the film kept me engaged throughout most of its odd
happenings, its constant sexual energy (lots of horny chicks in here), its
“The Crow” like flashbacks, its good/bad cop on the case
subplot, its nods to the first "Hellraiser", its winks at other horror
movies (catch "The Hills Have Eyes" reference?) and its spooky situations.
Lastly, although very brief, it was a blast for me to see our gal Kirsty
(Laurence) back in action. The sight of her holding that puzzle box and
talking shop with Pinhead made me feel so nostalgic. We missed ya, Kirsty!
Is that a tear in my eye?
Pain:
This
flick’s biggest stab in the back is bringing our beloved heroine
Kirsty back to the series and totally under-using her. The DVD's
director's commentary mentioned that they cut a lot of the scenes that
connected this sequel to the rest of the Hellraiser series down, so that
they would not alienate
the uninitiated viewer. Hey man...how about not alienating the hardcore
fans? I mean, we’re the ones who are going to rent this sucker NOT “Mr.
Everybody”! How about a little fucking respect for all the cash we put
into this series over the years! On a storyline level, the flick doesn’t
waste any time in plunging us into a whacked out world but tended to overplay that card. It got a tad redundant at times and
tension was rarely felt. It would’ve been nice if the film hit
more levels. I also felt that the lead (Winters) was way too “passive”
about everything for me to genuinely give a damn about him. Dude, your wife
is dead, you have hooks in your face...REACT FOR THE LOVE OF PAIN! When our
hero spat out the famous “Angel Heart” line “I know who I am”; I
didn’t buy it or feel an ounce of sympathy for him.
To
make the lashes more painful, the Cenobites in this sequel are
underwhelming to say the least and look more like duders in rubber suits
than creatures from hell. NOTE: Chatterer briefly pops up (don’t blink). As for Pinhead, he’s one of
the film’s weakest links; he’s just so useless here. Much like in
Inferno, he only pops up to talk the occasional mumbo-drivel and slap a
morale the hero’s way. I
felt embarrassed for our cherished Prince of Pain and it’s obvious to me
that this flick could’ve easily done without him or the Hellraiser
elements. The hooks, the box and Pinhead are solely there to justify the
title and that in itself, is a damn shame. I expect the next installment
“Hellraiser Deader” to take the same treacherous highway.
Overall,
"Hellraiser: Hellseeker" did provide for some quality entertainment and I dug
it as a stand alone. But much like Inferno, who the fuck are they trying
to swindle with this? This movie hardly has anything to do with the
Hellraiser series and even the brief inclusion of Kirsty can’t fool this
fool into thinking that this is a true Hellraiser sequel. Let Pinhead
retire already and continue this series under a “supernatural, film noir
collection” tag or something. Hook on this!