"Cujo"
is based on one of Stephen King’s early novels. I haven’t read the
book but I can safely say that the movie probably doesn’t live up to it.
First
off, I’m all for character development but this puppy just dragged a
little bit too much for my liking. It takes like an hour to finally get
going! What made it even more painful to watch was that I had trouble
caring about the characters themselves and their journey. I couldn’t
sympathize with the cheating wife (Wallace Stone), the whiny kid (Pintauro),
the pushover husband (Hugh Kelly) or Donna’s lover (Stone) who looks
like he has cheese on his balls (puke). I wanted them all to become
“Scooby-Snacks” and therefore the first hour of the flick didn’t
mean much to me.
The
film also failed me on a story level. For example, I hated the way
Steve’s (Stone) character arc ended (he’s spoken about). He deserved a
worse fate and we certainly deserved to see him chewed to “Kibbles 'n
Bits”! Another no-no would have to be the dumb-arse character decisions.
Like locking a screen door to keep a rabid dog out (smart move, Einstein)
or finding your dead friend and instead of going straight for the gun, you
wander around looking for a damn phone. But my fav stupid move was having
Donna NOT shoot the dog once he was finally down. I know, I know… the
killer always has to come back for seconds (that slasher rule applies to
canines too, I guess) but it made the heroine look like a really dumb
beeyatch.
On
a positive note, the film’s polished directing and its last half-hour
made it kind of worthwhile. Lewis Teague captures the rural surroundings
with a penchant towards atmosphere and makes the final thirty minutes pretty
exhilarating. There’s nothing like seeing a psycho St-Bernard slam his
head against a car door in rage to get my blood pumping. I also dug the
themes which the movie brought up (which I hear are more prominent in the book).
The first being that some nightmares do come true and the second being
karma; where even though we atone for our sins, they still come back
to bite us in the ass. In Donna’s case, she shouldn’t have cheated on
her boy with the town’s “man-whore” and her punishment for that is
having a rabid pooch hunting her down. Kind of liked that angle.
"Cujo" does go about it the right way. It takes the
time to build its characters and then tosses them in a dark situation.
Unfortunately for me, I just didn’t like the characters or the dumb
things they did. I was rooting for the pup to eat them the whole way.
Maybe I was feeling cold hearted when I saw the flick…I don’t
know…EAT THEM CUJO! EAT THEM ALL GODAMMIT!