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Alba is a nerd Sep. 8, 2008
Source: Variety
by: Daniel Barna

WARNING: The following movie will for sure blow whenever it is released. This is pretty much a fact. But! It stars Jessica Alba and that is news worthy in and of itself--especially with all the horndogs that cruise this site. The film is called AN INVISIBLE SIGN OF MY OWN and it will star Jessica as--get this--a young woman who has retreated from the world and is consumed by numbers and math. Apparently things start to change for her once she becomes a second grade teacher. So Jessica will play a woman consumed by math. Maybe I should be cast as the boyfriend, who is consumed with having sex with his girlfriend who is consumed with math. Just a thought.

Extra Tidbit: Even if Jessica wanted to bang me I would say no. I have a girlfriend.

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BarryShaft on Sep 8 2008, 11:49:56 PM writes:

Three words: Dr. Christmas Jones
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navarr0 on Sep 8 2008, 7:51:56 PM writes:
??
????? Math? Ok.
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Freakinflax on Sep 8 2008, 5:05:24 PM writes:

Liar. Or your gf sucks. No offense.
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The Wretched on Sep 8 2008, 4:17:59 PM writes:
JESSICA 101
This sounds like a great film.Alba as a nerd...sign me up.
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TBagNUrMom on Sep 8 2008, 1:36:06 PM writes:

Here's some math for you. 2 + 2 = me on top of Jessica having my way with that magnificent A$$! God bless America.
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joeyatog on Sep 8 2008, 12:01:49 PM writes:
MY G/F WOULD
let me bang Jessica Alba if I had that chance! Just like i would let her bang Dave Batista from the WWE! chances like that don't come along very often! =p
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HoyleHaw on Sep 8 2008, 11:16:21 AM writes:

I'm willing to wait until I see one photo of her in character to pass judgment. If she looks like a nerd who in another life is as hot as the real Jessica Alba, then she's succeeded, if she looks like Jessica Alba trying to look brainy, then she's failed miserably. Follow all that?
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DocSavage on Sep 8 2008, 9:54:04 AM writes:

BEST...PHOTO...EVER.
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Throckmorton on Sep 8 2008, 9:30:57 AM writes:
THE ONLY CASTING LESS BELIEVABLE...
was Denise Richards as a nuclear scientist. What ever happened to casting women who could play sexy and smart, like Honor Blackman.
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TeawithBlood on Sep 8 2008, 7:32:36 AM writes:

Liar liar pants on fire.
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